Filler part 3
More filler for the blogging grist mill.
You know, this would be a lot easier if I had a thousand monkeys instead of a thousand sons!
With monkeys I'd probably have Shakespere by now instead of this drivel.
Just be thankful this is a blog and not a crummy live journal, okay?!
You'd get stuff like this:
Current Music: Ride on Shooting Star, The Pillows
Current Mood: Perky! ^-^
Bah! This is a quality blog! I cannot stress that enough!
You know, this would be a lot easier if I had a thousand monkeys instead of a thousand sons!
With monkeys I'd probably have Shakespere by now instead of this drivel.
Just be thankful this is a blog and not a crummy live journal, okay?!
You'd get stuff like this:
Current Music: Ride on Shooting Star, The Pillows
Current Mood: Perky! ^-^
Bah! This is a quality blog! I cannot stress that enough!
posted by Thousand Sons at 4:29 PM
8 Comments:
Heh. Looks like yer stuck, pardner. :-)
How about stories? Here's one I wrote about 4-5 years ago for the WH40K3 list...
+Why the Primarchs were scattered+
The Chaos Powers had nothing to do with it. Here's an excerpt from the
"Imperial Apocrypha":
"On the way to Ophelia IV, before the Great Crusade, The Emperor and the
Primarchs were travelling by Imperial Winnebago.....
"Dad! Mortarion is touching me!"
"Morty! Settle down back there and stop touching Lionel!"
"Ha ha, cootie-breath!"
"I'm only doing it 'cuz Ferrus keeps touching me with his stupid metal
things."
"Am not!"
"Are so! And Lorgar keeps singing too- and he won't stop."
(Lorgar:) ".....do you know the waaay to Mandalaaay?...bopbopbadapopopbada.."
"Gary!!! Stop singing!"
(quieter) "...do you know the waaay to Ophelia?...woewoewoewoewawa..."
"Dad, Lorgar is still singing."
"I am not. Morty is just mad 'cuz he's got to sit in the middle."
(The Emperor reaches back and smacks all three)
...................later........
"Ophelia IV is this way, just past Antipatris..."
"No, it isn't, Horus. Dad, you want to go south from Lydda."
"North."
"South. Horus has the map upside down. Don't listen to him, dad."
"You're always telling everyone what to do, Rob!"
"Only when I'm right."
"DAD!"
"ENOUGH! Don't make me pull over, you two!"
...............................still later.....
"Angron keeps hitting me!"
"Ronnie!"
"Magnus is wiggling his eyebrow again."
"Magnus!"
"Perturabo is--"
"HORUS! Stop instigating!"
"I am not insfi....what you said..."
...............................and later.....
"Um...Dad?"
"What is it, Lemmy?"
"Um...can I have a dog?"
"What!? Lemmy, I'm driving. Ask me later..."
"I'd take care of it and everything. Honest!"
"I know, Lemmy. Not right now..."
"Please, Dad....just a puppy?"
"NO!"
............................and later still.....
"Dad! Morty is farting again!"
"That's it! If anyone makes another sound, I'm pulling over!"
.........
"But...."
"THAT'S IT! EVERYBODY OUT!!!"
And thats why the Primarchs were scattered.
+finis+
What the tanj is this? some sort of slacker writer's block?
man in black!
man in black!
man in black!
man in black!
Urthshu, lol!!
Ahhh, nothing like some 40k humour to lift the ol' spirits!
You should check out the "Hello Kitty" Sisters of Battle here:
http://www.dragonrealm.com/exlibrismortis/ExLibrisnewSistersArmy.html
Can you imagine the poor boy gamer fielding against such an army?
:)
Heh. My public. :)
(((Jinn)))
Heh....I have to agree with Jinn....Man in Black. And I loved Urthshu's story...so reality based. Remember riding around in the big old Pontiac Star Chief packed with all the gang? ILYHAND
STILL nothing?
hmmm, perhaps i will serialize the Djinn Tales onto your comment section, so that we are not all coming here like dogs to an empty food dish. ;)
There will be something tomorrow.
Thats all I will say.
(((((((((((((TS))))))))))))))))
i am so sorry.
what a jerk i am. :(
too late i remember.
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=11220#c0260
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